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Y'know, because, conceivably, that is a *single step*!!

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... So there was this one time that I built a foldy-up futon base with a hammer drill after coming back from the pub.

(There was no way I was going to cock it up b/c Small Brother was egging me on.)
He should have phoned. "Hi, I'm here. Where are your power tools?". It's generally safe to tell guests where these things are, unless you've got latexiron coming to stay.
Although, as a rule, he brings his own. As they're more often powered by petrol or explosive than those of his host.