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Y'know, because, conceivably, that is a *single step*!!

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That's half the fun, though, You shout, you swear, you want to throw bits across the room when hit your thumb with a hammer, and then as the last screw/bolt goes into place you feel a great surge of manly pride and satisfaction. No gain without pain, and all that.
... So there was this one time that I built a foldy-up futon base with a hammer drill after coming back from the pub.

(There was no way I was going to cock it up b/c Small Brother was egging me on.)
He should have phoned. "Hi, I'm here. Where are your power tools?". It's generally safe to tell guests where these things are, unless you've got latexiron coming to stay.
Although, as a rule, he brings his own. As they're more often powered by petrol or explosive than those of his host.