Screw you Carol Vorderman, and screw your detox. Shove it up your sorry wheat free behind.

There, that's better.

Last night, we (that is easterbunny and myself) were bad.

Well, very bad.

So, one cheeseburger, dos equis and glass of wine later, I'm feeling a much more well rounded human being. For lunch I will have a sandwich, containing meat, dairy, wheat and lots of fat. So there. And a coffee (to misquote Chandler from friends "Ah, dark mistress, once again I suckle at thy teat!").

I'm a quitter, but as it goes I'm fine with that. Life is supposed to be experienced, and eating is one of the experiences I enjoyed the most. The detox diet is bereft of joy and so I thumb my nose at it.

We still have the very green contents of the fridge to finish, and we've discovered some tasty, yet healthy options which we can add in to our diet, however I shall most certainly be having some ESB and a steak on Thursday at The Star. So there.

In other news, I just ranted at one of those annoying 'accost you in the street charity people' about the fact I don't like being accosted in the street. Does this make me a bad person? But stop, surely this is a fine opportunity for my first poll!

Am I evil incarnate?

Yes, you ill spirited fiend.
No, they are obviously cads and should leave us well alone.

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while i agree you are evil incarnate. it has to be said they are fucking annoying. therss always a new set everyday on kensington high street. i really wanted to vote for both options
I'm happy for charities to do whatever they feel necessary to raise funds. I'm glad there are people out there who care enough about the miriad issues out there which I do not and I'm happy to support those which I believe worthy or most needy. What I object to is the fact that the companies running these schemes take a significant amount of money for each sign-up and that the people on the streets are heavily commission based.

My hope is that people will become sufficiently pissed off at these methods that the sign-ups will drop off and it will be come uneconomic. All we need is the public to have a little backbone and market forces will out!
inded that is my objection to to them as well mainly. but then again they can fuck right off and leave me alone while im trying to get my lunch
You noticed the sudden convention of blind musicians? There were 2 bongo players and an acordianist the other day.
thnakfully i didnt. otherwise i might have gooen offf the deep end and started killing pedestrains.