Having seen a Roach for the first time* when I lived in NY, it seems like a brilliant plan to me... Those things are simplay huge and scary as f---

* well up close and personal.
Can we get a gecko? We could keep it in the tube system so that the cats wouldn't menace it.
Geckos are great.
Two of my good friends have a pet gecko....
... They also have a chamelion, another lizard, two rats, a hamster and a ferret!
No infestation problems in their place other than the one they're responsible for then, eh? :)

Hello, BTW, long time no see, etc. How's tricks?