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Pancakes

All too easy, since I eat them about 3 times a year at most. :)

Pie :D

I'm not sure whether this or Oxygen is more cruel. Especially given the date of the Pie Off.

LJ

Hmm, interesting. Break the habit and perhaps actually aim to post when I come back...

taking over small third world countries in bloodless coups.

I've just not had time for this since I started going to the gym. Unless I've been sleep-walking again. That would explain my growning collection of psudo-military uniforms...

oxygen

Oh, love you too matey.

The snooze button.

Ooo, now that is an excellent one.

Artificial colours, flavourings and preservatives.

TBH, I think this one is too difficult, since you're hard pressed to know whether a given item does contain such. E numbers are not an indication of artificiallity - that said artificiallity is not an indication of something being bad for you so I'd say doubly counted against...

Self-restraint. Or failing that, decorum.

At least in the CofE, Lent doesn't actually include Sundays.

Sadly I'd rather get them dealt with before Easter.