Have you heard the Mitch Benn song about having one's Auntie and Uncle around for tea and feeding them a cocktail of certain substances? It's jolly good.
No, I am not well versed in the wares of this Mr Benn charater, although have seen him live the once at the comedy store, I'm sure, back in the dim and distant past. From what yourself and Mr The Landmine have to say it seems he is most worthy of further investigation.