New Glasses

There are no glasses there.
If there is no visible frame then you've been ripped off.
Take them back, complain and tell them I sent you.

They're the latest thing from Emporer Eyeware. If you can't see them you're obviously a dumbass, or something. You'll have to read the marketing blurb.

I think I read a story about the once...it was called "The Whiny Little Girls New Glasses" or something.
You'd probably want to rent the movie, I think Disney did a version.

Was it a hollow and lifeless shell, like so many upchuckings of the Mouse and His minions? As for whining like a leetle girl, how are your legs functioning these days?

I have accepted the fact that my whining is very similar to that of a little girl, and have used that as a positive centre of my life from which to launch my many ambitions.

Do you accept that you are a whiny little girl? Go on...it'll help in the long run.

In other news: http://dvdtimes.co.uk/content.php?contentid=13205
Best Disney Review Evah.

Invisible new specs;
I cannot see how they work,
and I wear glasses.

You should get te other eyebrow pierced, and then get glasses which hook onto the peircings, so you wouldn't even have visible arms/earpieces. (Or rather, the glasses wouldn't; it would be disconcerting if your own arms became invisible...)

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